I like to make my suite mates and everyone on my floor think I'm constantly having sex. I make sex noises and jump on my bed and such. They already think I'm a whore, for whatever reason, and I figure I might as well make them think I'm at least having fantastic, dirty sex. Truth is, I sit on my computer playing World of Warcraft, moaning during raids. I didn't choose the thug lyfe.

Most of the police on this campus probably earned C's in high school, and compensate by giving smarter college kids tickets they don't deserve.

I hate the women in my boyfriend's family. They get on my last nerve and, no matter how nice they are to me, I find myself just wanting to punch them.

My dad died from agent orange 15 years ago. No shit, i had a dream last night and him and I had an actual conversation, he asked about my Mom and my sister, and ensured me that im on the right track. First time i spoke to him in 15 years... fucking awesome.

I have the power to attract any guy or girl! I'm a guy :)

My confession....I litter....a lot.....Not necessarily because I'm lazy. I mean, that may have a little to do with it but Denton county criminals need something to do when they are working right? Go pick up my trash. I'll help contribute to your punishment since my tax dollars are already contributing to your cozy stay in jail.

I was a nerd all throughout middle school and high school, and i'd get picked on a lot. Im in the Army now and still a nerd, try making fun of me now though and you'll end up with a face full of boot.

I wish my fucking gf would stop talking to her ex. I'm all about second chances but shit, enough is enough.