To the guy who smiled and pointed at us while walking by Crooked Crust's window. LOL You made our day.

To the gay guy with the long curly hair that dresses so well, I just want to say that you are too awesome! Not only do you dress amazingly, but your hair is awesome, and I love that you're not afraid to be yourself. This is coming from a girl who has never spoken to you, but has seen you a lot on campus! Keep doing what you do!

I love going to the rec center and seeing all the chicks have beautiful butts and the boys are gorgeous

I wish that I had Jesse's girl.

Its funny listening to frats talk shit about they're own brothers in the library. More specifically on the 2nd floor. I know your secrets

At the beginning of the semester I decided that I would take a chance with this really cute girl and see if it goes anywhere. Sure enough as I make my advances she says she just got out of a relationship and isn't currently ready for another mentally. So i start to hang with her and try to get to know her and thank god i did. Because this girl is a selfish, uncaring, lying, constantly depressed, crazy train-wreak of a slut who can never decide what she really wants and if I actually went out with her I probably would have thrown away a good month of my life that I could have spent taking a shit. Yeah that bad... I cant believe Im saying this but thank the lord for getting put on the hook cause I really dodged a bullet there.

To all the crazy, cool people I pick up on my bus around campus, you guys rock! Keep up the partying spirit!

Matthew L., It's actually true. I am pregnant.