My girls and I are planning a spontaneous adventure to get really stoned and find that damn albino squirrel.

why the hell do my confesions never freaking get posted?!?!?! all i wanna do is shout out to that Sierra girl in Maple in say that she is freaking hot!!! this is like the third time i've tried

So I worked at goodwill, picked up the phone and one of u was on the line. I let u masturbate while i talked to u and u let two guys watch so u could het into a fraternity... I just wanna stay that shit was awesome!!! Yes this was some time ago. I hope u got in, cause I got wrote up for that shit too.

I like jazz

I lived with this girl at the Ridge apartments for awhile, and all I did was sit around all day and wait for her to come home and smoke weed, but for a few days I got my back pack, put my lap top in it, and rode the Colorado Express to campus. I had a copy of my buddies schedule for some reason so I just went to each lecture that he was scheduled to attend, but I would go to the lecture after his. So it was like I was a student at UNT, but I wasn't paying admission or even enrolled. It was really cool and I even got hit on by a couple of girls but had to turn them down cause I was obviously taken. Oh BTW your school sucks. Nothing but idiot democrats texting the whole time during lecture.

Bryan M needs to go suck his own tiny dick.

When I was younger my step dad molested me, now I have grown to blame everything on men and just manhandle them. And in an argument, I don't apologize although deep inside I know I should.

"Yeah, we went on our first date after I posted a UNT confession saying how pretty I thought she was. She didn't think it was creepy or strange at all."