Sunday, 24 March 2013 12:18 PM
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If you see a guy pause mid-set during a workout for 5-10 seconds (especially during legs or abs), 9 times out 10 we're not tired we're just holding in a big fart
Sunday, 24 March 2013 12:17 PM
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Ryan Gosling looks like a young Christoph Waltz. If Hollywood directors ever come to this realization and cast them in the same film to play father/son or each other at different ages/times, I will explode with a fangasm
Sunday, 24 March 2013 12:16 PM
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to the girl at the Rec on Sunday (3/24) wearing the navy yoga pants, pink shirt and white over-ear headphones who I'm pretty sure caught me checking her out but either way: I wanna be on you!
Sunday, 24 March 2013 12:16 PM
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To the guys complaining about bigger girls wearing yoga pants... I'm a curvy girl that wears yoga pants, so get the fuck over it.
Sunday, 24 March 2013 12:13 PM
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I have to admit: women with gorgeous eyes steal my breath away. They are my freaking weakness and I feel that one day, they'll also lead to my downfall. And it'll be entirely my fault anyways.
Sunday, 24 March 2013 12:08 PM
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My ex quit her good job then broke up with me a week later to date a 42 year old guy who was our friends uncle... started working in dallas as a 'model' and then recently it came to our attention she made a few porn videos... good thing i dodged that bullet!
Sunday, 24 March 2013 12:05 PM
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UNT confessions makes my work day so much more entertaining
Sunday, 24 March 2013 12:04 PM
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I wish my gf appreciated me