I am seriously attracted to this cute little thing I met last semester. Wasn't at first but damn has she really grown on me. Long dark hair (often color changing), short (just my size cause in heels shes perfect), cute dimples when she smile which she also is embarrassed about making her blush and so adorable, and a mesmerizing butt complimented by legs molded by years and years of dancing. Regardless of my advances and my honest to goodness care for the little lass she doesn't notice me and continues for chase jackasses and tools. I'm not a bad looker myself, just gained a bit of weight here because of a month long leg injury keeping me inactive so its puzzling me what I'm missing.
If you guys love the underdog help me out cause damn I cant get her off my mind.

Anyone else feel like their deceased loved ones are watching them take a shit?

If I was skinny I'd dress like a slut and maybe be a stripper..... To bad I'm fat

My girlfriend and I(female) totally had a thumb war while having sex the other day and I won! No regrets.

Yesterday I felt like making a lot of pancakes so I went to buy some baking soda. At the store people start giving me looks...then I remember that you use baking soda to make crack. (-___-') My dad keep telling me that my dreads will put me in trouble.

I hate how Atheism on the internet automatically entitles intelligence. Someone could be a straight 'A' student, but as soon as they mention that they are religious, they're ridiculed and frowned upon.

I know they're are some true stereotypes about ANY religion, but that is no need to bash a religious person, spit in their face about their god(s)/goddess(es) of choice and call them stupid. And believe me, I know some people go FULL RETARD with religion, but still, do not collaborate us ALL with a couple nut cases. It's fucked up.

Me personally? I'm not for pushing my religion on other people. I believe that a harmonious relationship exist between (some) Religion and Science. I'm not a perfect Christian or person for that matter. Yeah, I curse, play violent video games, and listen to death metal. (fuck dubstep) I'm just another college student, trying to do my best, just like you.

Sunday funday....I think I'm an alcoholic.

I think it is such a nice thing for guys to hold the door open for girls. All you guys, I promise it doesn't go unnoticed. At least by me.