To the tall girl wear leggings on the first floor of willis library checking out a laptop around 530 on Sunday...you are the most gorgeous blonde I have ever seen. Identify yourself at once

I must confess that I am neither angel nor demonspawn...

I'm in love with my straight guy friend. He lets me lay on him and he holds me tight and stuff. We'll even play around and blow kisses to each other and make little hearts and say we love each other. He's just so amazing /:

First I park my car... Then i fuck my bitch.

Honestly, "I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner.

Cain, I wish I had the confidence to talk to you in our biology lab. Your hair is mesmerizing.

Lately I've been talking to myself a lot. It's beginning to frighten me.

I'm the one who hates long boarding. Conor G called me a fag boy while defending long boarding (pot calling kettle black there son). I would just like to confess that he looks like Mac Miller's grown up cum and is probably the best bottom boy on earth. You look like you've sucked cock just as many times as you've said YOLO, which is probably at least 3 times a day. And fruitbooting sucks, so fuck all ya'll fruitbooters. And to the bitch who said she's never seen a real skateboard bomb a hill, you're fucking stupid. Google that shit. If anything that shits harder/way cooler to do since we don't have a fuckin 6ft board with 75mm wheels attached to it, and we aren't wearing lame ass pads and skiddy gloves. FUCK THIS EARTH.