So, this guy and I broke up a while ago but I still have no idea wtf happened. He chased me for a year before we started seeing each other. He went overseas for a few weeks and when he got back, he didnt try to contact me. A few weeks later he broke up with me via text. I cut off contact with him after that. We ended up having class together the following semester. SO AWKWARD.

Aaron L., youre pretty cute :).

I bought a smoothie from the Smoothie King at the Rec. I felt something weird come up the straw and when I took it out of my mouth I found that it was a fingernail.

What the fuck Smoothie King? What the fuck.

Every time I see a shout out to a girl regarding her physical attributes, I read it in Bradley Cooper's voice.
"Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack."

pretty sure I fucked up royally with the guy I'm in love with. I have this horrible sinking feeling that's slowly suffocating me

Ever since 9/11 and post years of media coverage I get uneasy every time I see a Muslim woman in the full robe/headscarf getup. "Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"

I just heard that [greek name] Kenneth P. just got engaged to Paige! Congrats man I know you will be a good husband!

To the tan guy who walks around barefoot and wears a colored headband all the time. My friends make fun of you and say that you're a joke, and I'm sure you get weird looks all the time... But the way you hold yourself and walk with confidence through campus is sexy. Keep smiling back at the world like you smiled at me that day.