I'd rather be flat than fat.

Dear guy who works at taco bell with the crazy jacket i dont know if you are on here or not but you are extremely nice

I found my boyfriend without being a thirsty, desperate hoe.

Every day, I feel so ashamed that I've hurt people either in friends with benefits arrangements or in the pursuit of said arrangements. I've never lied or manipulated anyone or anything like that, but I acted callous and shallow, not to mention arrogant. No one deserves to be objectified and treated like a piece of meat, and I am disgusted with myself that I did. I've learned from my mistakes, but I still feel terrible every day.

wanting some hot hipster sex for my bday tomorrow ;)

I grow absolutely livid when I see an obese individual with a handicap placard in their vehicle. You're not handcapped. You're a fucking lardass. Get on a fucking treadmill and eat a salad.

Sometimes, I wish life was a musical. I always imagine life that way. It'll probably be a little more fun than it normally is.

Let's be honest here guys: most of these confessions are total bullshit and we all know it. UNT is not that eventful or exciting, it's a university with an atmosphere only slightly more lively than that of a community college. I would like for it to have more of a real college atmosphere but eh, we'll get there eventually I guess. I also commute so maybe that's why I'm not feeling it?