I've always wanted to ask a beautiful girl to a fancy ball. Look all dapper wearing a Victorian-era tuxedo, ask her to dance a waltz, and get lost in the music. Shame I wasn't born in the 1800s.

I'm 19, I work 2 jobs and I'm a full time student!
Some of you little shits need to grow up and stop making mommy and daddy take care of you!

I am going to eat what I want. I will eat like a truck driver if I want. I will wear what I want, go where I want, and believe what I want. If what I do pisses you off then good! Because while you are wasting your energy on shit that doesn't matter, I am happily going about my day, having fun, and enjoying my life.

I really hate my motherfucking next door neighbors in maple! They are always loud as fuck, and the light skin black mixed guy always give me dirty looks.....what he don't know is I'll kick his ass

I am really fucking starting to hate my best friend, she goes to Baylor. She neve likes any of my pics on IG and she never texts me, and i feel like she is always judging me

to my co-worker, who I had a nice sexual transaction with last night, I really like you and I hope we can be friends and possibly more, although I feel like you aint gone talk to me again

I enjoy videos of toddlers getting hurt. They're just hilarious...I'm going to hell.

i have career counseling, and i keep forgetting my counselors name, and she is kind of unattractive but she has nice tits