I'm addicted to milk of the puppy and don't know how to stop

I probably shouldn't post about this, or else one of my enemies could see it and know where to find me...but damn, I've just got to get this off of my chest. I am not just your average student here at UNT, everyone. By day I am studious, social, and a normal-looking college kid...but by night...I am a hero. No, wait, not a hero, but a great hero's sidekick (because there's a huge difference between a superhero and a superhero's sidekick...). Do not ask who I serve, for I cannot say. It's risky enough that I've spoken to you all about this at all...but you people have the right to know. You need to know that there are heroes among you...and that that masked person that was there for you when your life was in danger could very well have been me, and that there are heroes at this very school, waiting to serve the good people of Denton. Thank you for hearing me out.

Anyone down to play some pool? I just played today for the first time in what feels like 10 years and I want to play some more, but I don't have anyone to play with.

IDEA!!!!
Everyone should start adding the date and time to their post so we know how long it takes admin to post our crap lol
March 25 12:12 A.M

To the guy looking for his electric wheel chair - I saw one next to a really sketchy dude who was standing next to a garbage bin and digging through it in the apartments off Bonnie brae behind the dorms.

My last 3 ex's turned out to be man whores and I greatly fear I've gotten an STD from one of them, but I'm to lazy to go to the clinic
March 25 12:11 A.M

As a straight male, I sometimes wonder what giving a handjob or blowjob would feel like. I am not interested in doing it, but I am just curious. I wonder if I am the only straight guy who thinks this way. Too bad nobody will comment on this and admit it haha.

I've been sleeping with my best friend and now I'm in love with him. It's just too bad he has his eye on another girl....