Fuck Greeks! West side bitches!!!

The only reason I even bother showing up to my biology lab is the fact that my lab instructor, Jason, is HOT!

The terrible feeling when you take a giant shit in the Bruce bathrooms and you stand up to admire it only to see all fo your pride being flushed away with the automatic flusher.

To the guy in Bruce who wears a Notre Dame fleece, khaki shorts, and Sperrys every single day.... please find me, ask me out on a date, and serenade me with that trombone you always cary :)

It's easy to get DMT at UNT. "Turn on, tune in, drop out." I love Denton!

i'm so beyond blessed with more things than I stop to notice, so why do I suddenly feel so lost and like everything i'm working towards is pointless? I'm just so tired, tired of studying for a test in a class that I don't even understand. I'm tired of people that i considered my friends disappearing for whatever reason. Tired of going, going, going,going, and going. It's times like this where i just want to either curl up in bed and cry or pack my bags and go somewhere far away to start over.

(I really hate PMS)

To the guy I overheard saying he wished he understood women. Don't wish for that. Women understand women and they hate each other.

I like a girl but she's rushing for a sorority so I don't want to ask her out.