I'm in love with the 2 short girls that work in Bruce Cafeteria. The redhead and the one with the glasses are sexy as hell to me.

I met the UPC president at the welcome back bash. I think her name is liz. Anyway I think she is hot and I wish I had the courage to ask her out. Sometimes I visit their office just to see her.

So I apologize for not submitting a confession. But could someone please recommend a good place to find chicken and waffles? Thanks in advance!

Erica the RA at maple is so beautiful! She is the definition of perfection!

I'm a black male and I know all the words to the 2007 Hairspray movie. Say something!

I've had waitresses from different breastuarants try to hang out with me but after seeing them post pics and tell stories of guys tipping 100 bucks on a 10 dollar tab I feel like they are mostly gold diggers. And they are like one step away from being a stripper. Sigh. Wish I could attract a goofy smart chic instead of these girls who think showing their tits is a way of living.

You make me want to die.

Sean eats ass. Just thought yall should know.