I used to hate white guys, but I'm obsessed ever since I got to Denton.

I get so turned on seeing hot guys in huge trucks.

The reason I continue to go to the rec everyday is because there is this super attractive girl I see, and I know if I were to ever end up with a girl like that I'd have to step up my game. Although I'm not dissatisfied with the way I look, I'm pretty attractive actually.

Tatem at West Hall,
I wish you were younger, so I could take you out, make you happy, and make sweet, sweet love to you.

there's too many shallow bitches up in this place. both male and female.

“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”

Why would write a confession (that's 100% anonymous) and only write the first letter of the last name of the person you're confessing about. I mean come on- save the confusion and type out their last name!

I believe that girls in yoga pants will end up dominating the world.