#5416 every now and again I'll watch a funny YouTube video, and I'll read the comments. Often I'll find a comment that says "Holy ducking shit I am in tears at *insert timestamp* ... the look on their face is GOLD"

And then I'll go there andI'll find it funny.. but then I imagine someone else laughing at it and it bones even funnier. I have discovered a truly wonderful brain-hack. #psychology

#5415 We met last spring, in an English class, you won't read this, because you transferred to UT, you were a Tams Student here. We briefly and vaguely spoke. One day I talked to you. It took so much from me to gather the courage to even let out a mutter, but I did it. I know I read your eyes wrong, and I know our exchanged glanced from across the room weren't what I thought or wanted them to be, however I Thank you for not rejecting the rose I gave you this past February. It was Valentine's day, and I gave you a white rose, I stopped you after class, but my nervousness halted me from giving it to you. I then shoved it aside and went to go find you, and I found out you were a Tams student. You weren't gay, but it was nice to have beaten the worry and fear and gather up the courage to do what I did. I Thank you for letting me do that A. :]

#5417 I love cold weather because all the basics come out with their leggings and Ugg boots.

#5551 Paul, you were in my bio 2 lab class. I meant to ask you if you wanted to hangout sometime but you finished your practical before me. You're Canadian and play ice hockey so hopefully you see this.

#5536 I'm 22 years old and a virgin but I think about sex all the time. The only thing keeping me holding on is the fact that I want my first time to be sspecial.

#5534 Have you ever imagined your life with a stranger that passed by, loving, hating, and envisioning a life with them? I have. It's a weird habit of mine. I like to see what it would feel like, because I know it can't be true, or ever real.

#5406 I dated my roommates girlfriend before they dated and now I get a cheap laugh whenever I remember I fucked her in the ass while we shared a dorm and he was on the top bunk. I wonder if she ever told him

#5550 There is this girl in my history 2620 class at 10 am named Courtney and I would like to say you are very beautiful