I hate when men are "momma's boys". It's the biggest fucking turn off.

I may not be big on the whole "#WestPride" thing (I don't agree with hashtags being used on fb), but living here has made this year so much better than I thought it would be. I love the West Hall family.

>2013
>still using reddit
>toplel

Man some of my friends text and try to talk to my girl friend more than me. It weirds me out. Lost one friend cause he tried to have sex with her. What's really dumb is that they apparently think I don't get to see everything they say like she never lets me look at her texts. Careful kids, you might be an ex-friend very soon. Having a pretty girl friend can be annoying.

I need tips on how to get rid of a boner in class...happens way too often and there's no explanation as to why it does.

I am really glad that my boyfriend's family is supportive of our relationship, but if one more of his aunts gets drunk and asks me which one of us is the "girl" I am gonna cut a bitch.

I have peed my pants a lot on campus because I can't control my bladder, when I get to laughing I get to peeing... I have peed my pants in a West Hall cafeteria chair, in West Hall parking lots, Bruce cafeteria, and in the lounge chairs, I have peed in my roommates car, and even peed in a few classes, Language Building, The Union cafeteria chair and more. Also when I pee my pants, it isn't like a little bit, it is like a freaking waterfall of pee. And when my roommate and I are together we pee our pants together. True bonding.

My roommate and I have a urination problem. When we laugh, we pee. I'm not talking about a little tinkle, I'm talking about full bladder. Together, we have peed in multiple cafeteria chairs, hallways of dorms, parking lots, dorm rooms, and more. We can't really help it...and we apologize. I can't really say much more than watch where you sit.