I kept seeing all these equal sign pictures on Facebook today and assumed it was something math related..turns out it was something gay..

When I see someone who is wearing headphones and head bobbing to their shitty music at MAX volume with a derpy ass face, I feel like strangling them with their headphones.

>Be me in Willis
>Drink a whole fucking gallon of Arnie Palmer like a retard
>Gotta go piss, bro
>Walk into stall
>Cool bro at urinal, offers appropriate greeting
>Walk into stall
>Proceed to piss
>Piss for I shit you not six minutes
>Realize bro is still at urinal
>Suspect he is in awe of my lengthy piss
>Walk out
>Bro looks me dead in the eye
>Synchronized laughter
>Best piss ever

It's easier for me to tell Asian/Asian American girls apart than white sorority girls. I'm a white guy.

I am a woman and I masturbate in the car.

There's this guy who lives in Traditions Hall. I think his name's Perry? You're so fucking cute. I want you

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To the beautiful black guy who is always wearing black headphones and a black jacket:
Cheer up! You always look really down or angry about something. I see you alot in Bruce and I can help you relieve your stress if you want. ;)