To the one girl in my 8 am chemistry class on tues/thurs...STOP OBNOXIOUSLY SQUEAKING WHEN YOU SNEEZE BECAUSE IT ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE.

Sometimes I feel like people just don't appreciate Green Lantern enough.

I am a black guy who isn't really into black girls (to many bad experiences with black people) but Jasmine G...you are, I can't even find the words, but I'd love it if you'd let me tap that ass...

I use butter as shaving cream.

I want to say thank you to Ali C. in my racquetball class, each time we play you are extremely supportive and make my whole day better!

Ugh!! Longest week of my life!! Gotta cram for 3 exams and my boyfriend refuses to have period sex with me. :(

The girl in stats, she gotta big bootay

I basically don't have a boyfriend because I'm not willing to have sex with someone the first time I meet them. Sometimes, I really dislike the gay community and what it puts itself off to be at times. Sorry I'm not a chiseled white Greek god with an overactive sex drive. Some of you actually make me wish I were straight, and that's saying a lot.