Your pink equal signs of 2013 are the Kony 2012 stickers of last year. Pray tell, did you know about DOMA last week, and do you think these equal signs will make a difference in the 9th Circus, or Supreme Court?

This video is my confession... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUN4fr-YVn8

That Robyn chick that works at Bruce Caf is so fucking annoying. She just stands there looking dumb founded with that fake ass smile I just wanna smack off her face. She makes me fantasize of loads of bescumber on that ninnyhammer coccydynia. I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than she is.

Where's the love for us red headed boys? Gingers need love too, okay?

God killed the dinosaurs because he realized how bad he fucked up when he gave them arms which weren't long enough to reach their cocks... so he threw a few meteors to clear up the sheet and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God is truly unbelievable... oh, and read the bible you bitches, it says everything you need to know in that book!

To the girl who is quirky, different, down to earth, outgoing, and just overall awesome,

I can't wait to meet you one day! I'm still stuck at " The Great Place" but not for much longer. I might not know you yet but being in a college town like Denton I'm sure you won't be hard to find (Sorry for sounding like a major creeper :/ ) And when I do, I'm not gonna go to the Confession page and post something like "OHHMERGREWD Shez So HAwTZ" or " I WISH SHE WOULD TALK TO MEHHHH D: #ILubYogaPants"
Hopefully you like tattoos ( it comes with the package) video games, deep intellectual conversations, coffee, working out, and the simple things in life.... Or I could settle for one or two things I just listed. I feel like I've been single for WAY to long. Even though there's nothing wrong with that and I'm pretty well off right now, I'd sure be nice to share my life and the TON of stories I have workin for Uncle Sam with someone special or to have someone spot me, or to do the FRAN WOD ( <--- If you know that comment ASAP)

Sincerely,
The guy with the Spade up his sleeve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I1QkHBCEa0
I probably like this alpaca when eating during a dinner date

I have a crush on this girl named Julia. She lives at Maple Hall and is gorgeous! She also has an amazing personality! The only thing is I don't know if I could her how I feel because, she doesn't know me that well. And well it terrifies me more at the fact that I am a girl, and I don't know how she will feel about that.