Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

Sometimes I purposely burn popcorn because I prefer that smell a million times more than her nasty ass stank.

I got out of a long term relationship a little while ago and I am not really interested in a relationship right now. I am friends with two guys, one gives me conversation and some emotional connection, the other gives me orgasms. It is pretty fucking perfect!

Danny M, be mine?

I'm a guy and enjoy watching New Girl.

The bar tender that works at treetop is extremely nice and very attractive. He's always so nice to me. And he makes a killer drink but I'm not sure if he's gay.

Don't you hate it when you poop and it comes out still alive? I always feel bad flushing those ones.

The next couple confessions that you read, try doing it in a Morgan Freeman voice... Makes them sooo much better than they actually are. (03/26)