I would love to make Riz my girlfriend if she doesn't have a boyfriend already <3

My life would be awesome if Emily didn't flirt with my boyfriend all the time.

Julia M. at Maple is a fat bitch and is definitely not desirable at all. I think she posted that shit on here about herself. She has a shitty personality, she's not pretty, and on top of all that she's fake as hell.

Do us all a favor and remove the fugly sluts off of the cover photo. 'preciate it.

I don't care that you're moving after you graduate in a few semesters. I want you to get over your idea of "not getting attached" and ask me out! Just because you're leaving doesn't mean we can't have something while you are still here! I'd give anything to have you be my man

I Really want to start an Discount Strip Club in Denton! That would make a lot of money I think! I say discount... Because I'm thinking about my college student consumers as well!
P.S I'm a Business student lol.

My mother seems to think I'm having sex with someone I really can't see as more than a brother. His mother seems to think similarly. I tried dating him, it didn't work. The closest we get to "sleeping together" is literally falling asleep because both of us hate sleeping alone. Funniest part? His wife actually did ask me to join their relationship, move in with them, etc.... and I probably would have if I hadn't met the guy I'm currently dating, just so I wouldn't be alone. I'm so glad none of this has ruined our friendship, but... seriously, Mom? Even if you knew about the polygamy thing, you should know he's NOT MY TYPE. -_-

I have the biggest crush on Riz, you know the girl who did the Harlem Shake. I just want to take her on a date and give her anything she wants then see where it leads ;)