Will any of you nice ladies be so kind as to take my virginity? I am a straight male.

I got into my first bar fight last night, I'm a guy and I'm only 140 lbs, and 5'10", I thought I was going to get my ass handed to me because I was at an extreme disadvantage, the guy I was fighting was a buff dude around 6'3 and about 195 lbs. surprisingly I ended up winning the fight by knocking the guy out cold, it was the most empowering moment I ever felt in my life. Unfortunately I got escorted out after it happened...I wasn't even able to have my second beer that I had bought shortly before hand.

I have a ranking of 2359 in league of legends. I do not look like a gamer nor do I play everyday. Maybe twice a week. This game is fun though especially when I rape all the little noobs. If you play comment on here ill add you and carry you through the shitties.

Some of you people need to calm your tits...

I have a tickle fetish

There's this blonde guy at Clark (I think his name is Shawn?) who's nerdy looking who just got a bike. I've heard some things about this guy (cheated on his last girlfriend and begged for her back, for one), and from the few times I talked to the guy, he's one of the most fake people I've met. Ladies beware, he tries using his fancy "toys" to lure you into his trap. No one even really likes the kid.

I scroll through tons of these confessions, only reading a few here and there, just to see if mine got posted lol

I am an extremely competitive girl, and it kills me that no matter what I do, I'll never be good enough for him.