#5476 To the red head that works at Willis and is super white: YOU ARE HOT! I always try to flirt with you but you're like really intimidating.

#5477 I love UNT but I'm scared to go back because the only semester I went my roommate was a drug dealer and my suite mate attempted suicide.

#5484 I'm a white guy. Jungle fever is real!

#5532 What does the phrase "the devil is a lie" mean?

#5478 What is the purpose of the Administration Building?

#5467 I’m not a really social guy, but earlier this semester I went to fry and I met a girl and we hit it off. We spent a few hours talking and connecting and eventually we went back to her place. We started making out in her living room and after a while she grabbed my hand and led me back to her bedroom. She asked me to sit on the bed and she did this sort of dance while she undressed. I was very turned on. She then told me to strip and I complied. She then told me to lay on her floor. I asked why and she put her finger on my lips like to say sssshhhh. She was naked so I laid on the floor. She left the room and came back with the living room table which was made of glass. She put the table on top of me so that my head and shoulders were under it. I asked what she was doing and she said to be patient in a soft voice. She then started to dance on the table I’m looking up at her naked. She would stand, then come to the floor and press her boob on the glass and then sit and then climb and dance again. It was weird. After about 5 minutes of doing this, she positions herself in a in a squatting position and start to shit on the table! I started screaming “what the fuck?” and she was like “don’t you like it? I’m like “you’re shitting on glass 3 inches above my head, no I don’t fucking like it!” I was trapped on the shit table with her squatting above me and a big pile of shit above me. I started to yell for her to get off and finally she did. I managed to escape from the table, pushing it off of me and in turn causing shit to fling across the floor and onto the wall. She started apologizing thinking I would be into it. I asked her in what fucking universe would that be warranted, unrequested, on a first outing. As I am getting dressed, being careful not to step in shit, she continued to apologize and I said I just gotta leave. She already had my number and has been texting and calling ever since. What in the blue hell? Now I know why I’m not social. Maybe I’ll just become a monk.

#5465 My vagina looks like a sponge. Is this normal?

#5592 I don't understand why everyone loves Irae. She was a bitch when she was my OL and she thinks she's better than everyone else. I guess I'm the weird one out.