A coin flip decides if your child(ren) is/are adopted by a homosexual or a heterosexual couple in the event of the deaths of you and your spouse. Let's assume that, all things being equal, both couples in question are from the exact same neighborhood, economic status, and capacity for affection. Heads=homosexual. Tails=heterosexual. CALL IT. Let's see how "open-minded" you really are. Like/Share if you believe too much is at stake, or comment if you would call it. I've done my job if no one comments, or only offer up half-hearted responses other than the ones I've provided: heads or tails.

I'm tired of UNT male hipsters dressing like 1920's paper boys.

while having sex, my female companions cat was watching us from the floor just before I was done i pulled out and nutted on her cat, my friend never found out.

Imma make sweet love to this, aw yea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vilDJuzlKIw

to that girl in my class top asking for food each class.

I hate to even think this, but I'm pretty sure it happened. I have a really strong feeling that my boyfriend stole money from me. Not just a little, but at least a couple hundred dollars. I would hope he'd love enough to never do something so wrong. I really do love him, but I can't shake this feeling.

Am addicted to women's asshole, I just love the stink of it. Whither they were black or white, I just love to eat their asses and taste those pussy drips. Then play 'em like a guitar with crunch distortion making them say my name!

Is it bad I'm SUPER excited the Heat just broke their winning streak? I feel like I'm the only person/girl in the bar whose doing a celebratory dance.