I'm ignored so often in real life and on the internet I'm starting to get convinced that I can go take anything I want and get away with it. So far it's working.

Nice Guys may finish last, but at least they get to take whatever they want after the race!

I try to go for the girls that are classy, family oriented, and wanting to do graduate school. But it seems like all they seem to care about is school and work, and they're not normal socially. However the party girls and the freaks are my biggest fans, but I can't be in a relationship with a freak :/

Some days I only come to campus so I can people watch.

I was in the locker room a couple days ago after practice and accidentally said, "cool dick bro", out loud to one of my teammates nearby. I'm not gay.

People think I'm gay by default because a lot of my friends are, does it really seem that unlikely that a straight guy would have gay friends?

I just hit an in the park home run in intramurals and didn't touch 3rd base!

#welp

It makes me more insecure and lonely when I see people uglier than me in relationships. Now don't get me wrong I'm not the most good looking guy ever but I'm not the ugliest person ever. I don't know what's wrong with me that makes me so unappealing.

There's a girl who lives in Bruce B3**, she's brunette with bangs, and is always well-dressed. I think she's very pretty, but I have no idea what her name is. Anyone know who I'm talking about?