Why is it that all the black people have to hoop and holler while in the lobby of Victory??! Why can't y'all have normal conversations with people instead of screaming matches?

Dear guy in sterling fry street apartment parking garage that was dressed in a target uniform around 10:30 pm I think you are very hot and I want to have your babies.

I don't care if Don Henley did go to UNT,
I fuckin' hate The Eagles, man!

To all the Sterling Fry Street Residents of building one, well you see on St. Patrick's Day my boyfriend and I got a little drunk and were super horny. We couldnt make it to my apartment I wanted to rip his clothes off right then and there so we rushed into the elevator for a quickie. My adrenaline was rushing we were so turned on as he fucked me against the wall of the elevator so hard. We were both caught up in the moment, and when it came time for him to cum he pulled out and sprayed his cum all over the elevator buttons, so needless to say the elevator is still out of commission due to "unknown reasons"

Me and my friends went to this party at midtown last semester...honestly it was the worst shit ever. The people that threw the party are the biggest bitches ever...correct that its a small bitch, ugly bitch, and fat bitch. Thats why we broke the black light before we left ;P

There is this annoying gentleman in my FINA 3770 class who always speaks so loud to the girl who sits right next to him .. its like he has an Amplifier in his voice! Calm down! we all can hear you! and... I want to knock him out!

My roommate and I have an annoying neighbor who lives across from us who plays about 50 different instruments from the sounds we hear. Also, he blows at all of them and plays at 4 in the morning. If you read this, you know who you are. Stop playing at ungodly hours.

I confess I only ever comment on these because I secretly hope Christina N. will like it. But she never does and I can never think of anything witty to say :(