Drunk high and horny

Guys,
Do you prefer long hair or short hair on girls?

Mary C from the korean club, you are sooooooo fine i would do unforgivable things with you.

Where are all the Christian boys at?! It is seriously so difficult to find a nice, decent guy around this campus that is actually wanting to commit to a relationship.

K. Nava stop commenting on everything. You are ugly. You look like your are 11, and you are "emo" or gothic whatever the fuck it is. Grow up bitch.

You are not going to overthrow the teacher. You are not going to start a riot in class. She will, from now until the end of the semester (probably until the end of your degree considering our major), still be the woman that decides your fate. So chill it with your constant arguing and your stories to one up everyone or prove her wrong. She's a nice lady and you look like an asshole.

Sometimes, when I eat alone in a cafeteria.. I take photos of cute guys just so I remember who I could have a potential crush on.

I'm a guy and I have many friends but I would also really like to have a girl bestfriend. Not a FWB but an actual friend to just hang out like bestfriends do.