So I got in a bit of trouble when I was younger and had to do some probation community service. I started working at this university and got to know a professor pretty well and would help clean the classroom at nights. One time I saw an equation on the white board and solved it. No one ever knew it was me.

To impress a woman in the workplace I ignore her body and compliment her IDEAS.

Example:
Betty it was a great idea to wear that tight skirt

To the girl that I just saw on the first floor of Wooten getting food...You are gorgeous. Thursday, March 28, 9:40am.

So is anyone at UNT planning on going to A-Kon at the Hilton Anatole in Dallas at the end of may....? :D

I think it would be hilarious to take a shit on one of Greek life lawns. Plus, who doesnt like pooping?

Where my old school Muse fans at? I'm talking Origin of Symmetry era.

Steven D, please stop talking about your girlfriend all the time! I hate having to know how you spoil her, take her out, and how you're so in love with her... It's just not fair ok? At the beginning of the year it only took me two weeks to fall for you and when you the subject came up and you told me I was crushed. You are one of the kindest people I know, and it doesn't help that you're also really cute. I swear I'd be just as good to you but I know you probably won't leave her for me... How am I suppose to ever get over you if I see you almost everyday?

To Becka G: I noticed your comment on something earlier and I just wanted you to know I think you're a really pretty girl.
Sincerely This Guy :)