Its been a while since ive seen that beautiful asian always on the elliptical. Purple shirt and long pony tail, you are stunning. Anybody know what her name is?

Does anyone know how to view the class roster on blackboard learn?

I like how UNT has the money to put those cool Dyson hand dryers in the BLB bathrooms, but they're too cheap to buy Charmin toilet paper... So backwards.

Seeing short guys driving big trucks makes me think they're compensating for something...

I had a dream last night that I brought a girl home for christmas to meet my parents (I'm a chick). In the dream, I didn't tell my parents that she was a girl. I just walked in the house and introduced her to my parents. My mother was confused at first, but then she just shook my girlfriend's hand and smiled and asked her if shed like to stay for dinner...if only it were that easy..........

Pooping feels really good.

I am terrified of slowly becoming schizophrenic. I've had several auditory delusions since coming to college and a few hallucinations. Especially when I'm alone and stressed I get so afraid that everyone is judging me, and I just want to be alone. I stare off into space a lot and talk in a disorganized way when I have these episodes. Am I just paranoid about being paranoid?

Randal H. You're fuckin hot!