A UNT degrees is just a worthless piece of paper

I be up in Kroger's making it rain coupons...

You know that moment when you invite your friend over in hopes that she wants to be more than friends.

You're so dumb that it took you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

You're so fat that Dora the explorer couldn't explore you

So there is this girl Ana, and I can't get her out of my head! Damn girl if only your ass would quit!

I have this crush on my friend, but she has a boyfriend and I don't want to be that guy, but I think she would like me better!

My roommate and I are superheroes, everyone.
I am Batman; she is Captain America.
She lives/sleeps in The Tower, and I live/sleep in The Batcave.
We strive to defeat the forces of Evil, so fear not, fellow UNT students! We will save you all. We will be there when you call, at your greatest time of need.

...our time is NOW...

*~*Captain America & Batman*~*

to the girl in willis with the "i'm romanian" shirt on, have my babies...jk i dont want kids but for real your'e hot

the guy 3 tables over
(3/28/13)