Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:55 PM
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pipe. the. fuck. down
Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:50 PM
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I hate how on Blackboard, whenever someone ask a dumb question they send it to every single person in the class.
Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:46 PM
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I secretly hold my breath when I walk past people who look like they'd smell bad. I do this almost every day. They might smell amazing, but ugly people just look like they'd smell bad to me.
Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:37 PM
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Robert M. that lives at Kerr, 7th floor. YOU ARE THE SEXIEST BEAST ALIVE!!!!! I SO WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!! GOD WHAT I WOULD DO TO GET YOU IN BED!!!!
Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:36 PM
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i met a girl whose an art major at the bar the other night. we went back to her place. she snorted a line off of a animal collective record sleeve and we got to business. pitchfork would have rated the load i blew on her back a 7.5.
Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:34 PM
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there is this beautiful guy who works at jimmy johns, he has brown curly hair, perfect eyes and is always wearing a jean jacket. i think his name is Taylor, does anyone know who he is for sure?
Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:29 PM
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I have grown so used to being completely invisible on this campus that whenever someone talks to me, it takes me so much by surprise that I'm horribly awkward with my responses.
Loner problems...
Thursday, 28 March 2013 09:28 PM
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I'm at the rec center a lot, but am no means huge like most of the guys. But it is one place where I see nice looking ladies working out, but I will never have the confidence to talk to them. (Sounds pathetic, I'm aware)