I'm in love with my best friend and he has a girlfriend. But he's in love with me too.

I bought Jam instead of Jelly, what a mistake. First World Problems.

At 2:00 on March 28 I saw an angle walking past the eagle statue. She looked at me smiled, but I never got a chance to talk to her. I would do any thing just to go back in time an just ask for her name, because even though I only saw her once I can't stop replaying her walking past me in my head. God please let me run into that angle again.

So sometimes i still have feelings for my ex, but then I realize how much happier I have been this year and how many new friends i've made because i'm not worrying about what she thinks of the people i hang out with or the things i do. I thank you for that, UNT!

Logan J. DAMN. The muscles, the tattoos, the great fashion sense. You're attractive.

While I was doing perspective drawings outside the Union today I spotted a girl riding a unicycle. You are not only drop dead gorgeous, I like your style.

Chris S. whom I saw walking from College Inn the other day. Thank you for having a beautiful smile.

i have 3 dogs, 1 day i got really bored and had a huge new bottle of peanut butter, i let all three of my dogs lick it off my pussy. but in a haste of ecstacy i ran into the kitchen to get some more but accidentally slathered my pikachu in nutella... it and all 3 dogs died later that night... most awkward vet visit ever....