Yusef L. cheap ash be trying to use coupons at dollar general smh, but he's sexy af ;)

YOU MOTHERFUCKER JONES

What are the stereotypes of the bars on Fry?

I'm abused emotionally and physically by my father, to the point where I used to be hopitalized and used to go through therapy. Nowadays though I just deal with my depression, twisted and disturbing thoughts, and contemplating suicide or thinking about my previous attempts. Going through each day is hard for me and at times I wonder if I should just give up like I almost did last semester...but then I think about the friends I made here and it makes the weight on my heart just a little bit lighter. I love them all dearly and for a few hours a couple days out of the week, I'm able to forget about all of the scars (physical and emotional) and just be a normal, happy girl. So to my friends, if you figure out it's me, just know that I love you very much and that I can never thank you enough for just being there and accepting me for who I am.

Ive got some goodies
yes I do
Ive got boobies
how bout you?
Im so high.

It hurts me sometimes to read some of these confessions. What is "most closest"?? GET IT TOGETHER!!

I thought I could really like you, not in that I just want to shag you sort of way, but in that long term relationship sort of way. Turns out you're just another mannerless douche nerd who takes blowjobs from desperate females who can't accept a C on a midterm. I really hope you didn't catch something from that bad dye job having, demon toothed wench with the drawn on eyebrows. But if you did, you totally deserved it.

Lord of the Rings. Am I right?