I hate Zooey Dechanel.

i just wish i could meet a creative, intelligent woman whose down to cheef and loves film/music/sundays. i seem to gravitate towards musicians, but i feel like i just need that creativity in my lady. where are you?? haha.

I still listen to bands such as From First to Last, Chiodos, and AlexisonFire.

My vulva is as smooth as a veal cutlet

Sometimes I want to throw a brick through the glass doors of the practice buildings. UNT is home to one of the largest, best music schools in the country, yet they choose to limit the creativity and ability of their students by locking the practice buildings WELL before the posted times. MAKE THEM 24 HOURS!!! FUCK!!! #musicmajorproblems

Hey girl, yeah you. I wanna date you so hard.

To the girl that use to throw all my clothes out in Kerr 700 A Tower before my time was up on it.. Trust me I know because I set an alarm on my phone and timed it as soon as I started it.. It was me who threw away all your Victorias Secret shit. Including all those panties, bras, sweatpants and everything else you had. ;) That's what you get when you mess with me. Did you have fun replacing everything? BTW your 34A's had nothing on my 34DD's.
Love- Your pal in Kerr :).

You guys, for real, why does the math lab smell so weird?