Confession. Straight man, would go gay for Ryan Gosling.

What the Hell David? I told you to never see Rachel again! Nothing has changed! You dont understand the danger that surrounds you now. You must stop this now! I can only message you through time so i can not stop you, but if you love your family, friend, and fellow man you will stop seeing her now! The fate of all is in your hands

David 3/30/2058

Melissa you are one kinky little girl. For someone so small, you really have an outrageous sex life. Half the stuff you do amazes me/grosses me out.

To the girls that live in Sterling building one, third floor, you stomping around your apartment causes me to turn my tv up to 100 volume and hit the ceiling with a broom, and it still hasn't stopped. Honestly, are you THAT fat that you can't walk around like a normal person? It's so annoying. -____-

Virgin Mormon sex was the best sex I've ever had...

If I had my way, I'd make all of the residents of Clark wear Superman outfits and all of the residents of Bruce wear Batman outfits and play a mass capture the flag game. West Hall could join in too but they'd have to wear Flash outfits

Blonde girl at Campus Park, it is not warm enough to be wearing a bikini and short shorts. And even if it was, you should rethink wearing a bikini in the future.

Jordan H, you're so cute. I see you comment on this page a lot and I wish I knew you better. I just want to give you a hug and hold hands or something. Listen to this band I think you might think is cool out in Bruce courtyard. I think it would be cool with this weather we have now. Well hopefully I'll see you around campus sometime.