i have a hairy ass hole and i really want to shave it but im afraid of my ass itching because the hair growing back.... should i shave it anyways?

The first week that I came and took classes at UNT, a gay guy asked me out. Now, I have nothing against homosexuals, in fact, I believe that they have a right to exist and a right be to married and all that, but man, it was a weird way to introduce me to Denton. (I really hope this doesn't offend anyone, sorry).

Anyone know where can I buy Mead or Honey Wine? I've always wanted to try it. None of the bars or stores around here seem to serve it.

Are you not posting mine because I'm not going to UNT? It's not on my profile, but I am. And I would really like to see my post go up..

I had my first threesome recently. It kinda just happened (I should probably note that we were all sober through out it all) and I when I was asked to join I didn't really think much of it. It wasn't bad or anything I just never thought I'd actually do it and I felt kinda weird afterwards because I thought about what some of my more conservative friends would think. I only told a few of my best friends. Am I a manwhore?

Tori Maher in the A100 hall in Maple.... I put that condom that said "BLOW ME TORI" on your door. You should take that as a joke and nothing more.

I confess that I HATE TORI M. Seriously? I tried being nice to you ONCE and you shot me down! I would have loved to be your friend, but you giving me the dirtiest look in the world and shaking your head at me as if I'm a horrible person! It takes a lot for me to hate a person, and you're the only one I absolutely HATE. Also, no one likes how loud you are at night and how inconsiderate you are! Try being nicer and maybe people wouldn't think you were so damn ugly! I hope this hurts, Tori. Because you treating me like I'm dirt hurt a lot.

one day I was sitting in Lecutre and I see my friend that sits next to me everyday kind of walking down the stairs with a "deer in the headlights" look
I said, "Wtf are you doing? Sit down bro."
Then he said, "Play it cool man...play it cool," and he sat down next to me.
I was like... "What? what the fuck? Play it cool? You on drugs or something???"
THEN... he said "I'm his twin brother."

Never thought I would ever see something like that... only thought it exsisted in movies.