I really want to sleep with an English guy! It may sound shallow but there's something about that accent...

If anyone knows the girl who swings on the swing between the life science building and sycamore hall, let her know I'd do her while she swings!
(1/4/13)

Thinking about committing suicide today.... (4/1)

Am I the only one who judges the people in the stalls next to me by the shoes they're wearing whenever I'm using a public restroom?

To the skateboarders/long boarders around campus, it's cool you have the balance to ride those things. When you go super fast and get really close when it's crowded...I understand, but when I'm the only one on the sidewalk and you have plenty of room...I want to throw out my elbow and watch you fall on your face!

Cameron P. from the theatre department. Do you have a bf? Would you be open to dating someone?

To the guy with the really awesome mustache who works at Crooked Crust: I go to Crooked Crust all the time and I think you are very handsome. :)

Woman here, totally into my professor. Even a year later. Just throwin that out there.