To the dude who looks like Devendra Banhart in my History class: I love you.

To whoever stole multiple pairs of my Victoria's Secret underwear in the Maple laundry room, you're a total creep. Fuck you.

Ok David something went terribly wrong. Whatever you did made things worse. Much worse. I'm in hiding from my son.. i guess that's your future son. Only its not Rachels son. He has killed pretty much everyone and everything and the only remaining free people are hiding in the sewers. Its you David. You are the carrier. You need to do what i couldn't do. Maybe then it will stop. God speed David.

- David 3/31/2058

Hey art majors, care to help me out? I can't ever seem to mix colors to get the one I want, no matter the medium. Anyone have tips or know of any resources I could study?

I'm a 35 year old grad student with a wife and two kids - and I love staring at the FINE undergrad girls when they walk by!

I confess that I find it highly annoying how people campaign to be voted for something at school. First, you probably don't have much power. Second, if you keep telling me how you are the "Right" choice, or voting for you will make everything good in the world and you'll fix all of our problems and rainbows will grow in abundance from trees tended by unicorns, I'm not going to vote for you. State your platform, tell me what you would do with at least enough detail to give me the idea you have some idea what you are talking about, and then let us decide. Stop trying to make it seem like you're great without giving us any real information. It's irritating to no end.

I know of a staff member at UNT who is in a potentially abusive relationship with a student. She is larger than he is and he is really popular in the community so I am afraid no one will recognize the signs or will blame her for being in that situation. I am afraid for her safety and I am not sure what to do.

I liked UNT confessions at first because it was hilarious.. Now it's just filling up my feed with garbage. Goodbye idiots, please don't reproduce.