I pretend to be religious so I can get free food. The free kind is the best kind.

This one time, I was trying to light a bowl in my car and my hair caught on fire. I was already pretty blazed and thought I could put the fire out with my bare hands. Needless to say that didnt work and I flipped. I jumped out of the car and stopped, dropped, and rolled. I was really shook up and started crying. A cop came by and asked me if I was okay. I didnt want his help because I reeked of weed but he he sat on the floor with me, asking no questions, until I felt better. UNT cops are the nicest and I wont forget that cop.

Question: Why does everyone hate the Brown and Brown campaign? The explanation of 'somebody who will remain unnamed said vague disrespectful shit' isn't really cutting it for me. I don't care about names though I just wanna know what was said, because if not I'm most likely voting for Brown and Brown. Plus Jake posting vote Precious and Jake on all the Brown and Brown posts is shady and disrespectful as hell to me.
4.1.13

I had sex with a fat girl this weekend...sober....and i liked it...

I broke up with my boyfriend for a while and we dated around and such. After a while we got back together and things couldn't be better. I love him so much and he loves me back just as hard. Im glad he decided to get rid of that trashy scooter slut (who is now having sex with one of his good friends) so ladies, keep it classy. Classy girls win

I just want a girl who will roll my weed for me...is that too much to ask for?

I write stories on peoples at green mountain

There's this boy. He has dark brown hair...works for UNT International and definitely has my heart.