I just want a head buddy, you do me I do you

Truth is that I've been talking to a girl for a while now and I’m starting too actually like her. She’s always been a joy to talk to and never a burden to be around. I honestly feel like I can be myself around her and I haven’t really felt that way before. The problem is that she is moving back home soon and I’m not sure what I should do until then..

I kinda hate my roommate just because he never leaves! I work all the time or have class. So when I am in the dorm I'd like to at least be able to take a shit in peace without hearing someone outside the door!! 04-01-13

Dakota S. from public house is SO good looking. I wouldn't mind getting to know him ;)

Some girls at this school are to ugly to be assholes

Josh B. is the hottest man in the world. His dick is HUGE. No joke ladies. Had me moaning.

At the end of Bioshock infinite, turns out you are Comstock and Elizabeth is your daughter that you sold to erase your debt, her real name is Anna Dewitt thus the AD on your hand.

To the cute girl with the Medusa tattoo on her leg I've seen on campus:
We've been going to the same school for three years
we were in kerr together
all I want is to just say hello
and maybe fool around abit cuz that ass is ridiculus