A girl I was with just told me she tested positive for The Clap, let this be a lesson to you all, stay safe!

I've come to the conclusion that most of the confessions aren't by UNT students and people are just trying to make our school look bad.

Seriously, I know it's not that difficult to reread what you've written. Besides, if you spell something wrong, it gets underlined in red.

Come on people, grow up.

To the guy in my super girly parenting class with the mustache,
I always thought you were cute but then you spoke up in class today and I realized how SMART you are too! That's so attractive! I secretly wish we were put in the same group for our group projects but oh well, I'll continue admiring from afar!

All my life I have a disability that affects my ability to communicate like normal people. I sometimes mumble when I speak and I can't hear that well. In high school and college it didn't affect me that much because I became used to it. But this semester I've felt humiliated. The teacher knows I can't hear and when he asks me questions in class and I don't hear, the class laughs. He makes me seem like I'm stupid. I feel weak. It reminds me that I will never be like a normal person. I will never be able to find a good job because I can't fucking hear. I will be struggling all my life, people will talk shit about how retarded I am and I wouldn't be able to even hear it. I will get fired for not following all explicit directions. If I have kids they will hate having a deaf mother. I just don't know what's the point of living.

When I tell people I made a 98 on our last test the reaction is always "I'm studying with you next time!!" But all I wanna say is you don't need books, you need ADDERALL

Dear Gauge (LA for astronomy),

You, sir, look oh-so sexy in those sweaters. Although you are so spastic, you are also cute. Meet me at the observatory dock tonight for some fun under the stars ;)

Love, one horny astronomy student

P.S. How about we change your name to something nice and normal, like Mark?

SOOOO confused by how the comments work now. Are we on the level of Huffington post now?

If you were wondering where your classmates were on this rainy day, they were all at the rec.

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