Tavern is my favorite bar. Except for on Fridays! I hate that a certain fraternity feels the need to claim it as their bar every fucking Friday! Just because you have multiple fraternity brothers working there doesn't mean you can treat everyone like shit and hog the satellite bar! It wasn't put there for you and your brothers! Not just that but most of you act like rabid pigs when drunk! I've only seen a few of you with what I'm assuming is your girlfriend, because its always the same girl with the same guy, and those few are the only ones that show any kind of respect to anyone trying to get up to the bar to get a drink. Maybe the other guys need girlfriends to teach them some manners? Or boyfriends, I've heard most of this fraternity consists of gays. Point is I hate Tavern on Fridays because of the same group of obnoxious pigs that call dibs on the whole fucking bar. Go somewhere else for once.

I don't care how pretty she is, I would never date a sorority girl. Not down with all that drama.

-a shameless "GDI"

.I'm a guy and I like to be pegged by a girl in the arse. Feels good, man.

Welcome to the New World Order mofos. It's only going to get worse. Watch as Europe implodes and soon the US will crash hard and all your paper dollars will have no value. Good luck and a toast to a future of chaos

This is hard for me to admit... But.. Sometimes I masturbate..

I like to dutch oven myself

I sometimes have stand offs with the squirrels but I always win. They're good with their stance and stare but they always chicken out and run away before the fight begins. Human: 1, squirrels: 0 HA.

BTW, I have total respect for them. I wouldn't hurt them. They're cute. :)

I stole newspapers from the front office at Campus Park. No shame