White Americans, what, nothing better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too! Who's using who? What should we do? Well you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.

WHO'S READY FOR EVIL DEAD!?!? THIS GUY!!

Tahlla, you look beautiful every time I see you, but I wish you would wear your hair down and put make up on more often. You looked stunning at the symphonic band concert last week, I didn't even recognize you at first. Just sayin. ;)

I'm a white girl and I wish I were black. Black women are so beautiful.

I've been at Willis for like 3 hours... NOT DOING MY HOMEWORK

smh

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West need to disappear...forever.

PSCI 1050 (Govt) MWF 2-2:50 with Dr. Watson. To the absolutely gorgeous girl who sits in the middle section and on the left side of the second row...you seem like a kinda quiet girl and very studious, which is very attractive! I believe girls that can put priorities straight and focus on important things are the best kind to go after. Not ones worried about looking the best for every class, thinking about what bar/club you want to go to, and so on. And you're good looking :) double bonus!!! Maybe you see this, maybe you don't, but keep doing what you're doing!

That moment when you ask the cute girl in class that's caught your eye since day 1 on a date and she tells you she has a boyfriend. Here's to hoping for a not awkward rest of the semester!