Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:32 PM
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Male UNT student here. I don't drink. I also: Don't smoke. Don't do drugs. Don't play videogames. Don't go to parties. Don't go to church. Don't like sports. Don't care about cars. Don't have sex. Don't Don't have any friends.
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:28 PM
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I'm white and blond and sometimes I fantasize about studying abroad in China just so I can be stopped by everyone I see and enjoy being fawned over.
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:28 PM
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Waiting for the walk signal, ain't nobody got time for that.
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:25 PM
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I like to fart when walking by someone who is smoking. If I have to smell your smoke, you're gonna smell my fart, bitch!
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:25 PM
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Seriously everyone, be nice to people.
Is it really going to kill you to be nice to one another and not hate, be nasty or rude?
If this post really bothers you that much - I fear for your happiness for the future.
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:23 PM
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To the beautiful blonde girl at J&J's tonight (04/03), I didn't want to be rude to your boyfriend, but I wanted to tell you that you have one of the most gorgeous smiles I've seen.
-That one person by the pool table/across the room
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:22 PM
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So gay marriage is illegal, but sparkly uggs are not?
Wednesday, 03 April 2013 09:22 PM
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What the hell ever happened to Joke Man Randy? I miss that son of a bitch.