I've been paying my girlfriend's phone bill for the last 6 months. My girlfriend died 6 months ago. I still call her every night just to hear her voice again.

STOP PLAYING THE HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIM CARD. We get it. But it's been almost 10 years. Time to get your shit together.

ELI C IS AN ANGRY DINOSAUR!

Will J - You look so DAMN fine in your ROTC uniform. I just want to undress you and fuck you ;)

Have you ever met someone through facebook who looks drop dead gorgeous and their pictures all have 50+ likes and they look like they have a really nice body and are always well put together, and then you meet them in person and you don't even RECOGNIZE them because they kinda look like nikki manji and snooki had a baby? Yeah.......

I love music but don't give two shits about what the lyrics mean.

I stole thirty scantrons on test day. My teacher handed some out and I sat at the end of the ro. Tons were left over so I put the left overs into my folder. Never have to buy sanctions again

Male UNT student here again. The guy who doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs, have sex, play or watch sports, go to parties, etc. To answer some questions:

- I am not a chronic masturbator, though I used to be in highschool. Since about the mid-2000s I masturbate on an average of two times a week. Not a big fan of porn because of how fake and depressing it is.

- My interests are: Finding information about random interesting shit on the internet, posting on forums, drawing/painting, reading magazines, articles, and books, watching and analyzing difficult and pretentious films, watching fun and entertaining films, sleeping, eating, and listening to music.