I can't help thinking that some Christians are simply bad people looking for an excuse to do good things. Then I judge, because I feel like you should want to be kind, honest, and selfless whether a god tells you to do so or not.

Vanessa M, I will so like to know you! You are beautiful, and sucks that I just met you once

I masturbate three to five times a day. Is that a bit excessive?

alright this is getting ridiculous, the past two girls i've taken home from fry street ended up puking on me while we got it on, first time was pretty awkward and gross but the second time i just got pissed off and kicked her out of my apartment. anybody know of any places other than bars where i can pick up girls for one night stands who aren't drunk???

IM a female with a fart fetish, love girls with a nice butt :)

Ok David something went terribly wrong. Whatever you did made things worse. Much worse. I'm in hiding from my son.. i guess that's your future son. Only its not Rachels son. He has killed pretty much everyone and everything and the only remaining free people are hiding in the sewers. Its you David. You are the carrier. You need to do what i couldn't do. Maybe then it will stop. God speed David.

- David 3/31/2058

To the guy with long blonde hair who works at jimmy johns, I still wanna fuck you. :)

Is it just me, or are there an inordinate number of butt hurt people on UNT confessions?