To all the people that are feeling down or suicidal or supremely stressed:
I just want you guys to know that I am giving each and every one of you a mental hug right now.
Just know that everything will be all right. I love you. :)

Hey guys, before you go off saying that there's no good girls around campus and that there's a lot of sluts, how about you think about how shallow you are? I see all these posts about guys saying that they saw the most beautiful girl on campus but I'm sure they haven't seen all the girls here. And it seems to me like all you want is the sorority girl but then you turn around and talk crap about them. Looks aren't everything and you're missing out on the girls who are caring and have a beautiful personality. But if you want a high maintenance babe who just relies on her looks, that's fine. But don't talk trash about her if things don't work out.

Starr S., you're so beautiful it's breathtaking. Shame you don't seem to be looking for a relationship right now, because I would totally love to show you my romantic side and treat you like the amazing and intelligent woman you are.

Not really a confession but just curious:
Is it acceptable to bring out the vibrator with a hookup?

Who on here likes local psychedelic art? http://kqaf.org/

why can't chicks just listen to more classic rock instead of this wub wub shit?

If you're over 50% gay and are still curious about what sex with a girl is like, I recommend going to a conservative church and weeding through the girls who look inbred until you find one who will quench your thirst for ladyjuice. Most liberal, non-religious girls - though almost always more sexy - are simply closeminded to the idea that sexuality is lucid. Even though they claim to be open-minded, most think you are lying to yourself about enjoying ladyparts just because you happen to like teh p3n0r as well. Conservative girls are closeminded too for the most part, but I like how they believe anything you say as long as you put "I believe God wants me to..." before it.

I post random comments about girls I think are pretty on here because it's actually what I think, first, and second, it makes me happy to see them be flattered by it. Random nice things should be more common.