I never sang in front of my ex boyfriend unless it was for choir because he always obsessed over other girl singers and how good they were. He never complimented me unless someone else did first....

Religion is such bullshit. Come on people, find your OWN reasons to be the best person you can be.

Keith P. (I think you play tuba...), I'm pretty sure you have a girlfriend, but I would totally fuck your brains out

raise your hand if youve given head in the bathroom at Lou's...*raises hand*

White supremacy does not rule the world, idiots. Ever hear of white genocide in Africa?

I hooked up with two girls from maple....

I ended up getting scabies from those girls.. Which then my roommate also got infected becuase we washed our clothes in the same laundry.... then my little brother and dad also got infected becuase we shared clothes.

Lesson; don't hook up with girls from maple.

That awkward moment when you smell your GF's poop for the first time and she thinks it's fucking hilarious.

There's a guy that works in the ESSC at the Student Accounting desk(I assume he still does) he's about 5'7 with medium brown hair and pretty eyes. I've talked to him several times and he saw me at work at the mall once and told me to come see him soon. I'm not sure if he's gay or just really friendly, but I have a crush on him. I hope he or one of his friends reads this. I'd like to get to know him more. You're adorable. >_<