Hey there, neighbor. I, uh, hope you liked me awkwardly scrambling to shove my clothes in the dryer. Sorry, It's just that extremely beautiful women intimidate me, especially in such a tight space. I'm a pretty honest person, so please don't be put off by me saying you were leagues away from me. You're right, people don't talk to their neighbors here. I'm sorry. Also, the fact that I was more baked than cakes before birthdays didn't help.

Also, good job on rejecting that guy that took you home after your date. He seemed like a doucher anyway. Didn't mean to listen in, but the walls are thin.

Brendon M., who comments on everything, doesn't even go to UNT. He's a (explicative) who lives in Ohio jacking it to pictures of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.

Me and my husband want to have a threesome. One with a girl and one with a guy. We don't know how to find anyone though...completely serious

It's always interesting how so many crazies take Psych and Anthro classes

Did/does anyone have pets in the UNT dorms when they aren't supposed to? Or am I the only one that can't seem to live without an animal?

I have two personalities dwelling within me and they are always fighting to overtake the other. I'm one of the nicest people you'll meet. I'm always willing to help and I'm always happy to participate in activities. But in reality, after I go home, when I am alone, who I am is something else. Inwardly, I am a sadist and I've always enjoyed hurting people. But then my other personality comes around, and makes me go to counseling and seek help. My confession is this: I fear that one day my sadistic side will win.

My heart is a flame. My pain, I endure it miserably. Why do I feel so sad right now? All I want to do is cry and weep.

Happy Crying.. Humany-Wumany.. :)