Im lonely I have nobody to talk or hangout with, go do fun things. Why is it so hard to find that friend who will stick around?

Serious post: I'm in desperate need of help in my precal class! I've always sucked at math and if I fail this class, I'll be toast. I'm already on academic probation so this class could kill me. If anyone could be a pal and help me out, I'd really appreciate it. :)

Every time I make Jello something always goes wrong.

I'm an American guy who loves the ladies of the good 'ol Red, White & Blue. But sometimes it becomes so monotonous and constant, I feel the need to broaden my horizons, to seek out women from other cultures, like French, English, Spanish, et cetera. I know this comes across as yet another thirsty post, but I'm not looking for sex (inb4 "I haven't heard that one before..."). I'm looking to form a real, meaningful relationship with someone who is part of a whole different culture, which for me is a much needed change of pace.

When a girl ask why I am so good at oral, I shrug and say "I don't know."
Truth is,
I used to be fat and lazy and eat snackpack pudding without a spoon.

I roll perfect joints when I'm listening to Tool. Reggae just doesn't cut it.

I wish Bruce people were more in the loop about where the parties were.

My bf, bestie & I are looking for new friends who we can count on. For example: if you were to ask the night before what we had planned for Saturday and I said playing "WaterFall" or Kingscup and or cooking, and you said ok well count me in then I wound. Then you text me all day asking the same sh•t we've already discussed " it has UN the past to have a tendency to piss me off. But I'll kindly explain to you what was talked about previously. Then I see you at the mall before the party that night and ask "Hey your coming tonight right??? Your reply is: yes I'll be there even if your significant other doesn't wanna go." Then I text you when I'm on my way home from the store and you don't answer you send me to voice mail, then text you still no answer so I text your bf and his response is no man we're going to bed we're beat. Then why F¤¤k do you tell me and my bestie you'll be there no matter what??? God that pisses me off beyond belief. End of story we need new friends sick of the same old bulls¤¤t!!