I slept with the whole floor of a dorm, and now I have to let y'all know that y'all might want to go get checked out.

I always smell my balls before a big game

You know what's the worst? Ninja farts. The ones where you didn't even know you had to fart and then you move and PPPFFFFFTTTTTTT. It's the loudest fart you've ever had.

A word of advice: If you have to poop anywhere just but a shit load (pun intended) of toilet paper in the bowl before you hanker down and poop away without fear of splash backs or loud sounds giving you away. (Hope you Brucelings enjoy your private poops.)

Who or what is OP?!

My bipolar disorder is making it super difficult to maintain relationships or even try to make new ones. I cant seem to let anyone get close to me without ruining it first. I dont want to go back on medication because it makes me too numb to the world. I hate being lonely.

Tanner that lives in the courtyards, my friend Alex and I met you at a party last night and we left with you to go smoke. No matter how drunk I get I never kiss guys or let them kiss me but I’m glad I made an exception for you.
p.s. sorry I passed out in your back seat, didn’t mean to be a party pooper.

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